Zum Wochenausklang habe ich ein paar Computer und Programmierer Witze herausgesucht.
- Warum verwechseln Programmierer immer Halloween und Weihnachten?
Weil Okt31 = Dez25.
- Wenn man 1 Million Affen an 1 Millionen Tastaturen setzt wird einer vielleicht ein Java-Programm schreiben.
Der Rest schreibt Pearl-Programme
- Es gibt 10 Arten Menschen.
Jene, die das Binärsystem verstehen und jene die es nicht verstehen
- Um Rekursion zu verstehen, muss man Rekursion verstehen.
- Wie erklärt man den Film Inception einem Programmierer?
Im Grunde ist es eine VM, in einer anderen VM, in einer weiteren VM....und alles läuft viel langsamer.
- Russisches Roulette in der Kommandozeile:
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /
- Was sind 8 Hobbits?
Ein Hobbyte.
Abschließende noch ein paar Programmierer Witze in englischer Sprache:
- Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can't c#.
- A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks:
“Can I join you?”
- I tried teaching my parents how to build a PC but I made my mother bored.
- If anyone needs help writing jokes and memory management I can give you some pointers.
- A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.”
- Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
- A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's mobile phone. Woman: "Hey! That's private OK!?"
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
